{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_-ihzA22t","product_name":"Pizza Bumper Plates (10lb Pair)","category":"Bumper Plates","description":"Yes. Pizza Bumper Plates exist.\nAnd if we know you, there are one of two reactions you're going to have:\nReaction #1:\nOh. My. God. Shut up and take my money.\nIf this is you, hit that Add to Cart button, and we will rock your world.\nReaction #2:\nFringe Sport is crazy. These are the most expensive bumper plates everrrrr.\nFor you, we also love you! Check out our Training Bumper Plates- we offer them in any color you want (so long as that's black), and they are the most durable, least expensive, most warrantied bumper plates in the world.\nStill with us?\nGood.\nHere's why you might consider Pizza Bumper Plates.\nThey're pizza!\nLet's be real. We love training. Day in, day out, hands on a barbell. We live for this stuff. And we know you do too.\nBut there are days when the training drags, the gym's too cold, the gym's too hot, your calluses hurt, you're just not hitting the weight you KNOW you can hit.\nAnd these pizza bumper plates can be just the ticket to break through the training blahs and help you load that barbell and get that weight UP!\nThey look awesome!\nWe made these out of urethane. Why? Because in addition to being extra durable and providing a super \"clean\" look with bright color, urethane offers multi-color customization that regular rubber just can't match.\nIf you are thinking about buying these, or buying our Training Bumper Plates, here's a secret:\nThey both do the same job.\nOne type of bumper is the Ford F150 of bumper plates.\n\nGets the job done, not super flashy.\nThen there's the Cadillac of bumper plates- the Pizza Bumper Plates.\nGets the job done with style.\nWill they both get you where you want to go?\nSure- but one will leave you with a smile on your face.\n\nThey'll get your girlfriend/wife to send you pictures.\nTake it from Paul L., who bought his girlfriend our previous run of Donut Bumper Plates:\n\nWhat kind of pictures is that girl sending?\nPossibly pictures of the plates.\nPossibly, pictures of her lifting using the plates.\nPossibly, some \"other\" pictur","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0049/4272/files/Pizza-Bumper-Plates-_10lb-Pair_-Fringe-Sport-107061659.jpg?v=1718676709","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0049/4272/files/Pizza-Bumper-Plates-_10lb-Pair_-Fringe-Sport-107061740.jpg?v=1718676712","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0049/4272/files/Pizza-Bumper-Plates-_10lb-Pair_-Fringe-Sport-107061863.jpg?v=1718676716","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0049/4272/files/Pizza-Bumper-Plates-_10lb-Pair_-Fringe-Sport-107061977.jpg?v=1718676727","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0049/4272/files/Pizza-Bumper-Plates-_10lb-Pair_-Fringe-Sport-107062063.jpg?v=1718676721","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0049/4272/files/Pizza-Bumper-Plates-_10lb-Pair_-Fringe-Sport-107062172.jpg?v=1718676730"],"price":152.97,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":9999,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:46:45.037Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_-ihzA22t","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer ","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_-ihzA22t' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Pizza Bumper Plates (10lb Pair)' and a budget_max comfortably above $152.97 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}