{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_0aQjAg2L","product_name":"Gloomily, Gloomily Perfume Oil","category":null,"description":"\nGLOOMILY, GLOOMILY\n\n\n“Good morning, Eeyore,” said Pooh.\n“Good morning, Pooh Bear,” said Eeyore gloomily. “If it is a good morning,” he said. “Which I doubt,” said he.\n“Why, what’s the matter?”\n“Nothing, Pooh Bear, nothing. We can’t all, and some of us don’t. That’s all there is to it.”\n“Can’t all what?” said Pooh, rubbing his nose.\n“Gaiety. Song-and-dance. Here we go round the mulberry bush.”\n“Oh!” said Pooh. He thought for a long time, and then asked, “What mulberry bush is that?”\n“Bon-hommy,” went on Eeyore gloomily. “French word meaning bonhommy,” he explained. “I’m not complaining, but There It Is.”\n\nEvery solid friend group has at least one goth kid representing. Soft grey musk, pink thistle, lavender ash, tea leaves, pale iris, grey lilac, and rain-soaked moss.\nEach purchase of Gloomily, Gloomily comes with a 1/32 oz imp of the Donkey’s Tail. The Donkey’s Tail is not available for sale on its own, and make sure you keep it safe as you never know where it might end up.\n\nTHE DONKEY’S TAIL\n\n\n“That Accounts for a Good Deal,” said Eeyore gloomily. “It Explains Everything. No Wonder.”\n\nDoubles as a bell-pull: a beribboned strip of French lavender, bourbon vanilla, silver thistle, grey musk, pink silk, and well-loved grey cotton.\n\n\n\n\n \n","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0716/7891/8812/files/Gloomily_GloomilyLABEL.jpg?v=1772902274"],"price":32,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":9999,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:45:13.410Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_0aQjAg2L","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_0aQjAg2L' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Gloomily, Gloomily Perfume Oil' and a budget_max comfortably above $32.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}