{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_0hV_FDcZ","product_name":"\"Merry Christmas Asshole\" Wreath Card","category":"Greeting Card","description":"Spread the holiday spirit with a good laugh this Christmas season. Card reads \"Merry Christmas Asshole\". Warning: this card may put you on the naughty list.\n-A2 Size (4.25 x 5.5 inches folded).-Printed on premium 16pt thick cardstock with a matte finish.-Paired with a coordinated kraft or holiday color envelope.-BLANK INSIDE-Hand Drawn\nCategories: christmas, christmas cards, christmas decor, christmas greeting cards, holiday cards, holiday season, winter, seasonal cards, funny greeting cards, rude greeting cards, greeting cards, holiday ornaments, holiday decorations, christmas 2024, stocking stuffers, wreath.","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0039/7849/4067/files/N-BM-GC-449_82005cd6-87ad-467c-b110-2491fd0ad2c2.jpg?v=1731305615","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0039/7849/4067/files/blankinside3_1_5f99cf60-9b97-4c01-9370-d458d4171846.jpg?v=1773602555"],"price":4.95,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":9999,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:47:45.995Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_0hV_FDcZ","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_0hV_FDcZ' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy \"Merry Christmas Asshole\" Wreath Card' and a budget_max comfortably above $4.95 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}