{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_0iPpIqfM","product_name":"Not Today, Satan!","category":"Perfume & Cologne","description":"Bianca del Rio popularized this sentiment back when she was on (and won) RuPaul’s Drag Race, season 6, when a fellow contestant had the nerve to badmouth her in front of everyone else. Bianca didn’t put up with that shit, and neither should you! Coworker being mouthy over something miniscule that nobody else cares about? Your boss trying to make you work on a sudden, last-minute project that they forgot about and is now due immediately? Your partner stirring up some shit because you’re both stuck at home and can’t go anywhere? Your sibling calling to boast about their perfect life while you struggle paycheck-to-paycheck? You know what to say to all of them: Not Today, Satan. Not today.\nScent Notes: Unapologetic candied grapefruit, crisp cold rice milk, beeswax, rich tonka, and osmanthus.","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0216/4126/5216/files/Not_Today_Satan_827221c6-d8a4-4bc5-a991-a79c04b2ca7b.jpg?v=1780332744","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0216/4126/5216/files/SucreabeilleBottleInfographic_c039be56-350f-48fd-9eb7-ad9f9e2ef799.jpg?v=1759882100"],"price":69,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":49995,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:45:15.407Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_0iPpIqfM","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_0iPpIqfM' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Not Today, Satan!' and a budget_max comfortably above $69.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}