{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_2a8DeYFy","product_name":"2XL Beanie","category":"Accessories","description":"Wrap your head in ridiculous amounts of warmth and chill vibes with our 2XL Beanie, proudly engineered to run absurdly, comically, delightfully LARGE.\n\n\nIntentionally oversized – If regular beanies feel like they’re giving your scalp a polite handshake, this one delivers a full bear hug. One size fits some humans… and probably a few friendly yetis.\n\nDeep, slouchy fit – Let it droop dramatically for maximum “I just woke up perfect” energy. There’s enough fabric here to hide bedhead, AirPods, snacks, and your life choices.\n\nUltra-soft polyester – Feels like a cloud that decided to knit itself into headwear. Stretchy enough to accommodate giant brains, up-dos, or an entire pineapple if you’re feeling experimental.\n\nRuns 2 sizes larger than standard beanies – Finally, justice for big-headed legends.\n\nWarning: May cause strangers to ask, “Where’d you get that giant beanie?” Side effects include extreme comfort, zero hat hair, and an uncontrollable urge to say “It’s not a hat, it’s a lifestyle.”\nGrab yours before your head gets cold and starts making bad decisions.\nMade in China, embroidered in Texas.\n\n  Frequently Asked Questions\n\n  \n    What size is the 2XL Beanie?\n    \n      The 2XL Beanie runs approximately two sizes larger than standard beanies and is\n      intentionally oversized for a deep, slouchy fit. It’s designed to comfortably\n      fit larger heads or anyone who loves extra fabric and coverage.\n    \n  \n\n  \n    What material is the beanie made from?\n    \n      The beanie is made from ultra-soft, stretchy polyester that delivers cozy warmth\n      and all-day comfort.\n    \n  \n\n  \n    Can I machine wash the 2XL Beanie?\n    \n      Yes. Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle and lay flat to dry to help maintain\n      the beanie’s shape and softness.\n    \n  \n\n  \n    Where is the 2XL Beanie made?\n    \n      The beanie is made in China and embroidered in Texas, combining quality\n      manufacturing with local craftsmanship.\n    \n  \n\n  \n    Will this beanie fit my head?\n ","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0181/5183/files/2XL_Beanie.heic?v=1764614888","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0181/5183/files/Side_of_beanie_on_a_mannequin.heic?v=1764616324","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0181/5183/files/Back_of_beanie_on_mannequin.heic?v=1764616295","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0181/5183/files/Beanie_with_tape_measure.heic?v=1764616257","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0181/5183/files/Beanie_with_inflatable.png?v=1780574760"],"price":19.95,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":9999,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:46:44.873Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_2a8DeYFy","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_2a8DeYFy' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy 2XL Beanie' and a budget_max comfortably above $19.95 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}