{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_2dvuX82z","product_name":"Bikini Bod Wool Blend Tommy Tee Navy/Green","category":null,"description":"One of the unspoken secrets of job interviews that everyone avoids is that the number one factor in whether or not you get a job offer after a job interview is whether or not you sleep with the job interviewer. In fact, all of the job offers I ever received were only from men and women I had slept with. Not usually right away, but within a week of the interview, I had consummated love with them, and then would receive the job offer either verbally in person or over the phone, or by email from them. Further evidence of this being true is that every job interviewer with whom I did NOT consummate sexual relations with, never offered me a job. I have lots of other evidence that isn’t anecdotal but I just felt like telling my personal story would be more effective in making my point.\nDETAILS:\n-Slightly cropped \"Tommy tee\" fit has very loose armholes and hits just below the belly button. \nA short guide to Wool Blends\nOur wool blend fabrics are knitted loosely to make it super soft and comfortable to wear. While our other garments can take a beating in the wash, our wool blends just need a little more care. Wool is naturally odor-resistant and can be worn multiple times before needing to be washed, so feel free to leave your wool blend pieces in a pile to rewear until you are ready to wash them. When washing, turn the garment inside out and throw it in the wash on a warm, gentle cycle using a liquid detergent to avoid excess friction that can cause the fabric to pill. Line dry or dry flat, and if you can avoid the dryer, that'll keep your garment looking and feeling newer for longer.\n35% wool, 15% nylon, 30% terylene, 20% Acrylic","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0101/9278/1369/files/0J4A7895_8aa01151-8098-4dee-b69b-40aceaafd766.jpg?v=1748983887","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0101/9278/1369/files/SpringSummerWS483.jpg?v=1746768484","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0101/9278/1369/files/0J4A7896.jpg?v=1748983887","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0101/9278/1369/files/0J4A7900.jpg?v=1748983887"],"price":128,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":59994,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:29:58.688Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_2dvuX82z","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_2dvuX82z' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Bikini Bod Wool Blend Tommy Tee Navy/Green' and a budget_max comfortably above $128.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}