{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_3gOFu6NV","product_name":"Stolen from the Chicken Ranch T-shirt","category":"T-Shirt","description":"An ode to the legendary brothel celebrated in one of the best movies ever made, Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.\n\n\n\n \nS\nM\nL\nXL\n2XL\n3XL\n4XL\n5XL\n\n\n\n\nWidth, in\n18.00\n20.00\n22.00\n24.00\n26.00\n28.00\n30.00\n32.00\n\n\nLength, in\n28.00\n29.00\n30.00\n31.00\n32.00\n33.00\n34.00\n35.00\n\n\nSleeve length (from center back), in\n15.10\n16.50\n18.00\n19.50\n21.00\n22.40\n23.70\n25.00\n\n\nSize tolerance, in\n1.50\n1.50\n1.50\n1.50\n1.50\n1.50\n1.50\n1.50\n\n\n\n.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever..: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0897/3954/files/41E44A04-2829-423E-A635-B205C1DDBEB0.png?v=1743184563","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0897/3954/files/5079351283498558454_2048.jpg?v=1743184563","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0897/3954/files/10135772383936704606_2048.jpg?v=1743184563","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0897/3954/files/4964272914862802334_2048.jpg?v=1743184563","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0897/3954/files/15447365836692523639_2048.jpg?v=1743184563"],"price":32,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":79992,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:47:28.599Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_3gOFu6NV","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_3gOFu6NV' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Stolen from the Chicken Ranch T-shirt' and a budget_max comfortably above $32.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}