{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_3jhF2uCT","product_name":"Yoga Shorts Favorite Frogs","category":null,"description":"You are sitting alone, unsure of yourself, at a work acquaintance's party. As you are about to get up and tell your coworker you have to get back to your apartment to feed your cat, an attractive man with a warm glow and aura asks you, “Are you thinking about your cat?” Caught off guard, you stutter, “... Uhh, Y-yeah actually! How did you know?” The handsome stranger stares deep into your eyes as if he can read you like a book, “I am psychic… also, you have cat fur all over your sweater with a cat on it.” You laugh inappropriately long. This handsome man is both handsome and funny, and he looks at you as if he is attracted to you. The first time you have felt this feeling in your life. “We have hundreds of cats where I live. I’m just 20 minutes north of Westchester County. I live on this chill farm. I’m headed out now actually. Would you like to join me and visit the farm?”\n*Do you go with the handsome stranger to the farm, or do you decide to go home to your cat?\nIf you chose to go to the farm with the handsome stranger, you have now joined the most dangerous and violent cult in New York State history. You give them all your money, and your cat starves to death because you can’t afford to feed it anymore. If you choose to go home to your cat, you end up dying alone, and your cats eat your body.  \nDETAILS:\nMade with moisture-wicking yoga fabric you can sweat in, swim in, or sleep in.\nCARE NOTE: Machine wash and hang dry this garment so it lasts longer! Avoid machine drying. ","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0101/9278/1369/files/0J4A0154_0aa285d5-6321-4ee4-bc02-ac7bbf29b843.jpg?v=1753972999","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0101/9278/1369/files/ilana444.jpg?v=1753409384","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0101/9278/1369/files/0J4A0157.jpg?v=1753972999","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0101/9278/1369/files/ilana445.jpg?v=1753972999","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0101/9278/1369/files/0J4A0155_fa63dcc9-c9ec-4fe8-b985-02a57bb575dd.jpg?v=1753409384","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0101/9278/1369/files/0J4A0156_4cb0c754-4384-431f-a89e-d28773623814.jpg?v=1753409384"],"price":98,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":29997,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:29:58.744Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_3jhF2uCT","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_3jhF2uCT' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Yoga Shorts Favorite Frogs' and a budget_max comfortably above $98.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}