{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_3wBZH4VN","product_name":"SOLID STATE SUCKS","category":"SOFTWARE","description":" 9 AMPS, 33 KEMPER PROFILES, AND TONE MATCHED IR’S ON HELIX PLATFORMS\nThis pack was inspired by the infamous Solid State Sucks episode from the JHS Show. With over a million views, we’re proving that solid state does not suck. These amps are weird, wonderful, cheap, and sometimes misunderstood. \n\n\nA Literal Crate7 KEMPER PROFILES AND TONEX CAPTURES AND 1 TONE MATCHED IR FOR HELIX PLATFORMSThis is an original Crate amp. Inside an actual wooden crate.It sounds exactly like it looks—raw, strange, and amazing.\n\n\nAlamo Challenger3 KEMPER PROFILES AND TONEX CAPTURES AND 1 TONE MATCHED IR FOR HELIX PLATFORMSI got this amp and a guitar from Nick, the co-host of the JHS Show, in a trade for an Xbox or something, and it was totally worth it. Alamo amps can be heard on iconic recordings by Wilco, ZZ Top, and more. \n\n\nEHX Dirt Road Special (Reissue)10 KEMPER PROFILES AND TONEX CAPTURES AND 1 TONE MATCHED IR FOR HELIX PLATFORMSA newer version of the amp originally designed by Bob Myer, inventor of the Big Muff. The “Bite” control  creates a distortion texture unlike anything else. You’ve got to try it.TS = 1984 Ibanez 808+ = $500k Klon\n\n\nGrunge (DOD)2 KEMPER PROFILES AND TONEX CAPTURES AND 1 TONE MATCHED IR FOR HELIX PLATFORMSThe DOD FX69 Grunge is the greatest distortion pedal ever made. I will not be taking questions. DOD made an amp version, which we modelled here. Is it good? You tell me.\n\n\nIce-It (DOD)2 KEMPER PROFILES AND TONEX CAPTURES AND 1 TONE MATCHED IR FOR HELIX PLATFORMSNaturally, DOD followed up the Grunge amp with this, complete with built-in chorus, because of course. This amp feels like it’s made out of hardened paper towels, and you need to try it.\n\n\nAlamo Capri3 KEMPER PROFILES AND TONEX CAPTURES AND 1 TONE MATCHED IR FOR HELIX PLATFORMSThis little guy looks like a motel intercom from Route 66, which is fitting because it sounds like road-trip music. It’s lo-fi, vibey, and criminally cool.\n\n\nRoland Jazz Chorus6 KEMPER PROFILES AND TONEX CAPTURES AND 1 TONE MAT","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0610/7122/9028/files/Software_Box_SolidStateSucks-R2.png?v=1755544176","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0610/7122/9028/files/AlamoCapri.jpg?v=1755544176","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0610/7122/9028/files/AlamoChallenger.jpg?v=1755544176","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0610/7122/9028/files/CrateCombo.jpg?v=1755544176","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0610/7122/9028/files/DODGrindIt.jpg?v=1755544176","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0610/7122/9028/files/DODGrunge.jpg?v=1755544176","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0610/7122/9028/files/DODIceIt.jpg?v=1755544176","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0610/7122/9028/files/EHXDirtRoadSpecial.jpg?v=1755544176","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0610/7122/9028/files/EHXMikeMatthews.jpg?v=1755544176","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0610/7122/9028/files/RolandJazzChorus.jpg?v=1755544176"],"price":19,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":29997,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-20T14:56:09.193Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_3wBZH4VN","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_3wBZH4VN' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy SOLID STATE SUCKS' and a budget_max comfortably above $19.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}