{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_7zGgjCdu","product_name":"Womb Furie 2026 Perfume Oil","category":null,"description":"\nWOMB FURIE 2026\n\nIn the middle of the flanks of women lies the womb, a female viscus, closely resembling an animal; for it is moved of itself hither and thither in the flanks, also upwards in a direct line to below the cartilage of the thorax and also obliquely to the right or to the left, either to the liver or spleen; and it likewise is subject to falling downwards, and, in a word, it is altogether erratic. It delights, also, in fragrant smells, and advances towards them; and it has an aversion to fetid smells, and flees from them; and on the whole the womb is like an animal within an animal.\n– Aretaeus the Cappadocian\nOh, that wily womb! Hippocrates and his followers considered the womb a mobile creature, causing mayhem as it writhed its way through a woman’s body. Sometimes this ornery organ, due to lack of sexual activity, would create conflicts within a woman’s system or would become blocked itself, causing anxiety, nervousness, water retention, and sleeplessness. With the assistance of doctors, nursemaids, hand tools, or, occasionally, self-manipulation, this vexing condition could be alleviated through hysterical paroxysms.\n Or, as we call it nowadays: orgasm.\n\nAn itch that needs to be scratched: Snake Oil and three types of honey.\n\n","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0716/7891/8812/files/WOMB_FURIE_2026_WEB_-_Lupercalia_2026_Main.jpg?v=1773085435"],"price":32,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":9999,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:45:12.601Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_7zGgjCdu","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_7zGgjCdu' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Womb Furie 2026 Perfume Oil' and a budget_max comfortably above $32.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}