{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_8NKk2hjC","product_name":"Bitch Peas Flour Sack Kitchen Towels - Large 28x33 Bar Natural Cotton Towel","category":null,"description":"Introducing the PEAS Flour Sack Kitchen Towels, the perfect addition to your culinary adventures!\nCrafted from the finest natural cotton, these 28x33-inch towels are both stylish and functional. Whether you're a seasoned chef or a kitchen novice, these towels will quickly become your trusty sidekick.\nWhy choose PEAS flour sack kitchen towels?\n\nUnmatched absorbency: Don't let spills and messes slow you down. These towels are designed to quickly soak up liquids, making cleanup a breeze.\nUltra-soft and durable: Made from high-quality cotton, these towels are gentle on your hands while standing up to everyday use. They'll become even softer with each wash.\n\nBut it doesn't stop there. These towels are more than just kitchen essentials. They're a statement. With their humorous \"Bitch, PEAS\" design, they'll bring a touch of fun and personality to your kitchen. They also make a great gift for your fellow food lovers, aspiring chefs, or anyone who appreciates a good pun.\nFlour sack towels have a rich history. Originally repurposed from 100-pound sacks of flour, they were cherished by homemakers for their durability. Today, these eco-friendly towels continue to exceed expectations.\nWhen it comes to safety, PEAS flour sack kitchen towels are in a league of their own. Made without any added dyes, color treatments, or chemicals, you can trust that these towels are entirely safe for use in your kitchen and around food.\nSo why settle for ordinary kitchen towels when you can have the extraordinary? Elevate your cooking experience with PEAS flour sack kitchen towels. Order yours today and bring some laughter and practicality to your kitchen!","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0223/9207/products/il_fullxfull.4652110593_aat9.jpg?v=1699999901"],"price":15,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":89991,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:30:28.554Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_8NKk2hjC","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_8NKk2hjC' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Bitch Peas Flour Sack Kitchen Towels - Large 28x33 Bar Natural Cotton Towel' and a budget_max comfortably above $15.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}