{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_8qU_C7z6","product_name":"Glorifying Obesity Unisex T-shirt","category":"T-Shirt","description":"The fat agenda. *sarcasm intensifies*\n• 100% original Softcore design• This item comes in sizes 5XL - XL.• 100% cotton• The t-shirt has been pre-shrunk.• Pre-shrunk fabric• Boxy fit• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping• This shirt has a unisex cut and you can potentially size down depending on how loose or tight you like your t-shirts to be.• Recommend washing inside out on delicate and hanging to dry.HOW TO MEASURE FOR YOUR SIZE\n\n \n\n\n\nSIZE CHART (In Inches)\nA -  Width\nB - Length\nC - Sleeve Length\n\n\n\n\n\n5XL (28)\n64\n35\n25\n\n\n\n4XL (26)\n60\n34\n23.6\n\n\n\n3XL (22/24)\n56\n33\n22.37\n\n\n\n2XL (18/20)\n52\n32\n21\n\n\n\nXL (14/16)\n48\n31\n19.50\n\n\n\nL (10/12)\n44\n30\n18\n\n\n\nM (6/8)\n40\n29\n16.50\n\n\n\nS (4)\n36\n28\n15.12\n\n\n \n \n \n \n\n\n\nPlease email if you have any sizing questions contactsoftcore@gmail.com\n\n\n\n\nEU Product Safety Information:\n\nThis product is made for adults.Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.Name: SINDEN VENTURES LIMITEDAddress: Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia 4002 Limassol CyprusE-mail: gpsr@sindenventures.com","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0553/6265/0301/files/Teal-glorifying-obesity-fat-positive-t-shirt.jpg?v=1724276272","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0553/6265/0301/files/Fat-positive-glorifying-obesity-graphic-tee.jpg?v=1724276272","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0553/6265/0301/files/Glorifying-obesity-black-graphic-tee.jpg?v=1724276272"],"price":31.95,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":179982,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:43:52.257Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_8qU_C7z6","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_8qU_C7z6' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Glorifying Obesity Unisex T-shirt' and a budget_max comfortably above $31.95 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}