{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_9YDEwkEs","product_name":"Pretending To Read Emails Funny Graduation Card","category":"Greeting Card","description":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nMark the start of new-ish adventure with this funny graduation card which reads \"congrats! now you can stop pretending to read textbooks and start pretending to read emails\"-A2 Size (4.25 x 5.5 inches folded).-Printed on premium 16pt thick cardstock with a matte finish.-Paired with a coordinated kraft or holiday color envelope.-BLANK INSIDE-Hand DrawnCategories: graduation card, grad card, celebration card, greeting card, college graduation, high school graduation, masters graduation, phd graduation, funny graduation card, class of 2025, greeting card, graduation gift, congratulations cards, funny cards.","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0039/7849/4067/files/N-BM-GC-587.jpg?v=1740697657","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0039/7849/4067/files/greetingcardblankinsidecopy_69fb4920-96c1-4386-8d0f-056b58d0e560.jpg?v=1741818901"],"price":4.95,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":9999,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:47:45.461Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_9YDEwkEs","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_9YDEwkEs' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Pretending To Read Emails Funny Graduation Card' and a budget_max comfortably above $4.95 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}