{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_9_6qp0VJ","product_name":"\"Congrats On No Longer Having To Give A F*ck\" Happy Retirement Card","category":"Greeting Card","description":"\n\n\n\n\nCelebrate someone you know trading in tension for their pension with this funny retirement greeting card.-A2 Size (4.25 x 5.5 inches folded).-Printed on premium 16pt thick cardstock with a matte finish.-Paired with a coordinated kraft or holiday color envelope.-BLANK INSIDE-Hand DrawnCategories: greeting cards, retirement greeting cards, retirement cards, leisure, retirement, retirement gifts, coworker cards, goodbye work cards, happy retirement, new beginnings cards, senior living cards, retirement wishes, farewell cards, humor cards, funny retirement greeting cards, life milestone cards.\n\n\n\n","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0039/7849/4067/files/N-BM-GC-367.jpg?v=1762454607","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0039/7849/4067/files/greetingcardblankinside_7d571047-8c0b-4b98-bd70-1d7f897c7901.jpg?v=1774805033"],"price":4.95,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":9999,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:47:46.223Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_9_6qp0VJ","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_9_6qp0VJ' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy \"Congrats On No Longer Having To Give A F*ck\" Happy Retirement Card' and a budget_max comfortably above $4.95 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}