{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_AyAb--Bm","product_name":"JK Men Are Very Good","category":null,"description":"JK MEN ARE VERY GOOD\n\nWhat a piece of worke is a man! how Noble inReason? how infinite in faculty? in forme and mouinghow expresse and admirable? in Action, how like an Angel?in apprehension, how like a God?The beauty of the world, the paragon of animals—and yet,to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me-nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so.\nDue to the way Facebook’s hate-speech algorithms work, casual observations such as “Men are trash” or “Men are scum” end up being treated with the same gravity as words meant to attack and harass marginalized communities. Vanity Fair has covered exactly how this came to pass, and why they won’t be changing them anytime soon.\nAs a small business that has always drawn inspiration from the historical, the erotic, the political, the esoteric, we have frequently run afoul of Facebook’s policies. Iironic, isn’t it, considering the horrifying abuses that still pass muster by the site’s standards – which larger companies, foreign countries, and yes, certain MEN seem to effortlessly circumvent?\nAnd we’re not alone: our nightlife friends The Nobodies’ event page for their upcoming showcase of drag king talent, playfully entitled “Men Are Trash,” was deleted almost immediately, eliciting a warning from the website.\nTheir solution was to create a new event entitled “JK MEN ARE VERY GOOD LOL.” But this too ended up being deleted, and as a consequence of back-to-back “hate speech” violations, the group’s entire Facebook presence was removed.\nSo… what is a man, exactly? And what is it possible to say about him? We really, honestly couldn’t tell you. Would Hamlet’s comment “Man delights not me” end up getting deleted? Will our posts promoting this scent?\nAt least we’ll all be in great company in Facebook jail.\nProceeds from this scent will be donated to NYC’s Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual &amp; Transgender Community Center.\n\n\nPipe tobacco, leather, mid-century aftershave, a belt of bourbon and a grassy smear ","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0716/7891/8812/files/jk_men_LOL_-_LABEL.jpg?v=1772729975"],"price":33,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":9999,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:45:14.531Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_AyAb--Bm","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_AyAb--Bm' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy JK Men Are Very Good' and a budget_max comfortably above $33.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}