1 left - Puritan Thick Linen Maxi Dress
$248.00
In stock · 9999 available
The perfect dress for gathering all the girls in the barn after nightfall and telling them all about what you learned in the big city. This dress creates gorgeous cleavage and really snatches in the waist with the waist ties. Brother Jedidiah is sure to notice and give himself 11 lashes for the unpure thoughts this dress elicits. DETAILS: -sturdy linen blend -70% cotton, 30% linen -wash in cold water on gentle and hang dry -2 front patch pockets -elastic at cuffs -hidden ykk zip up back with l
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