Greeting Card
"Not an old asshole. You're a vintage asshole" Birthday Card
$4.95
In stock · 9999 available
Spread the love with our vinyl-themed birthday card - just be sure they have a sense of humor! Card reads "you're not an old asshole. You're a vintage asshole"-A2 Size (4.25 x 5.5 inches folded).-Printed on premium 16pt thick cardstock with a matte finish.-Paired with a coordinated kraft or holiday color envelope.-BLANK INSIDE-Hand DrawnCategories: birthday card, funny greeting card, greeting card, card, cards, greeting cards, birthday cards, birthday gift, funny birthday cards, text card, text.
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