{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_GzXO0ptD","product_name":"Grandpa 5-Panel Nylon Hat","category":"Hats","description":"👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻\nHave you ever wondered how every grandpa is able to obtain and retain their seemingly impeccable headwear?\nHow on earth does each and every dome piece that sits atop a 65+ year old exude such a perfect fit and patina without fail.\n\nTurns out it comes from years, nay, DECADES of wear and neglect – beautifully aging in complexity like a fine wine. I think about that sun-baked Korean War Veteran cap sitting on the dashboard of a 1986 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera. Or that forgotten '87 Celtics/Lakers NBA Finals hat wedged in between the cushions of a very dark brown Bob-O-Pedic® Gliding Recliner only to miraculously emerge years later with matted miniature dachshund fur and Cheeto dust permanently embedded into the crown. And how could I sleep on the thought of that random local Pundmann Ford Dealership (shoutout St. Charles, Missouri) freebee trucker hat smashed into that Ben Hogan golf bag for years only to be pulled out like a frozen mummified shell of it's once former self.\nThese hats have lived life. And it shows. So in honor of all grandpas, we decided to make a hat. \n \nIntroducing the Grandpa Nylon 5-Panel Hat. Featuring an unstructured pinch front panel and nylon construction throughout allowing for that perfect crumpled 'grandpa' look. Complete with a woven front and interior label and 3M™ Scotchlite™ hi-vis reflective rear label for visibility in low light conditions. Black under bill and sweatband. Light and breathable good for all season wear. Adjustable fit. \n#GrandpaVibes\n \n \n⚠️ Cheeto Dust and Dachshund Fur sold separately. \n ","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0020/8214/4343/files/godandfamous_pinch_5-panel_1.jpg?v=1738086737","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0020/8214/4343/files/godandfamous_pinch_5-panel_2.jpg?v=1738086737","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0020/8214/4343/files/godandfamous_pinch_5-panel_3.jpg?v=1738086737","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0020/8214/4343/files/godandfamous_pinch_5-panel_4.jpg?v=1738086737","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0020/8214/4343/files/godandfamous_pinch_5-panel_5.jpg?v=1738086737"],"price":32,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":9999,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:46:43.051Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_GzXO0ptD","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_GzXO0ptD' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Grandpa 5-Panel Nylon Hat' and a budget_max comfortably above $32.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}