{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_IZDxzqBb","product_name":"Triblend Sloth Pullup Shirt","category":null,"description":"What You Need To Know\nSloths are commonly thought of as slow and lazy, but if you think about it, in all actuality they are conserving their energy to take their workouts into BEAST MODE. They climb and hang from trees all day so they must have incredible upper body strength. How many pull-ups can you do? Probably not nearly as many as a sloth. For time you say? Get outta here!\nWe have this unspoken athlete printed on a pre-shrunk 50% polyester 25% cotton 25% rayon crew neck t-shirt. Like a sloth, this shirt gets better with time - feeling softer after every wash. Or maybe I'm thinking of wine?¬¨‚Ć Either way - the shirt comes to you feeling great, and only feels better and better.... you'll never want to take it off.\n\n\nCOLORS:  blue, green, red, yellow and white. \n\n\nSIZES:  Small (S)  to extra extra large (XXL)\n\nPLEASE NOTE: Our shirts are made one at a time to order by a group of fairies from another world ..... ummm.... by a family of Fringe-squatches who live in the woods...... welllll - okay - our shirts are made one at a time by a really cool place and so they won't arrive with the rest of your gear. These shirts can arrive up to 10 business days after the rest of your order, but we promise we'll get it to you as quick as we can!\n\nMATERIAL: 50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, 25% rayon\n\nCare Instructions: Machine wash and tumble dry on low.\n\n\n\n\n\nSize\nHPS\nBust\n\n\nSmall\n27.5\"\n18.25\"\n\n\nMedium\n28.5\"\n19.75\"\n\n\nLarge\n29.5\"\n21.25\"\n\n\nX-Large\n30.5\"\n22.75\"\n\n\n2X-Large\n31.5\"\n24.75\"\n\n\n","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0049/4272/files/Triblend-Sloth-Pullup-Shirt-Fringe-Sport-107082545.jpg?v=1718677350","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0049/4272/files/Triblend-Sloth-Pullup-Shirt-Fringe-Sport-107082649.jpg?v=1718677354","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0049/4272/files/Triblend-Sloth-Pullup-Shirt-Fringe-Sport-107082711.jpg?v=1718677357","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0049/4272/files/Triblend-Sloth-Pullup-Shirt-Fringe-Sport-107082843.jpg?v=1718677366","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0049/4272/files/Triblend-Sloth-Pullup-Shirt-Fringe-Sport-107082917.jpg?v=1718677362"],"price":28,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":249975,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:46:44.883Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_IZDxzqBb","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_IZDxzqBb' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Triblend Sloth Pullup Shirt' and a budget_max comfortably above $28.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}