{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_JHRQHI8t","product_name":"Here's the Thing, Fuck Everyone","category":"Perfume & Cologne","description":"You come home after a long day: you somehow ground dirt into your white shirt (HOW?), your friend ditched you, and the train held up your commute for 30 minutes - AGAIN. Now as you lay down to turn on some murder documentaries some asshole is knocking on your door, pleading with you to use your phone because their car broke down, and you don't see a car in sight. So you leave them knocking, call the police, and turn the murder documentaries up to 11 after slipping on this rich scent of rich dark chocolate, dirt (yes I said dirt-trust me guys), and amber and tucking in with a nice shot of bourbon. Because here's the thing-fuck everyone. \nScent Notes: Bourbon, rich chocolate, dark amber, and a touch of dirt.","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0216/4126/5216/files/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_20a44404-c12f-4785-89ea-ca208145f94a.png?v=1759880683","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0216/4126/5216/files/SucreabeilleBottleInfographic_fcab18d1-1200-4174-826a-3559f595620b.jpg?v=1759880686"],"price":66,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":49995,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:45:15.594Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_JHRQHI8t","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_JHRQHI8t' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Here's the Thing, Fuck Everyone' and a budget_max comfortably above $66.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}