{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_P1C_lvD9","product_name":"Maybe Swearing Will Help","category":"Perfume & Cologne","description":"Scent Notes: A bed of fir needles, oakmoss, cherrywood, and rich musk.\n[Dramatic music plays in the background]\nIt's not enough to shout at the problem. Or roll your eyes. Or take a deep breath and then sigh really hard. You are going to need something more potent than a \"moment of quiet reflection.\" This isn't the moment to try to make any big decisions or to give up. You start to sweat. You know what to do. Square your shoulders. Give the problem a wicked glare. You are in charge here, goddamn it. You know how to put the Fuck in \"Fuck It.\" Oh, I didn't come this far just to come this far, did I? YOU ARE GOING TO GET SOLUTIONS. This shit is not going to hold you back! If you could just get this damned thing to...\nYou look up. Your coworker is innocently peering at you from the doorway.\n\"What,\" you say. It's not really a question. Then, \"It's just a PDF thing.\" you mutter.\nYour coworker gives a playful smile. \"Maybe swearing will help?\"\n ","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0216/4126/5216/files/Maybe_Swearing_will_help.jpg?v=1773069985","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0216/4126/5216/files/SucreabeilleBottleInfographic_c10f116f-de91-45ce-9683-9edc10d57787.jpg?v=1773265939"],"price":69,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":49995,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:45:13.613Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_P1C_lvD9","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_P1C_lvD9' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Maybe Swearing Will Help' and a budget_max comfortably above $69.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}