{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_Qncc7A8S","product_name":"Agent of Chaos","category":"Perfume & Cologne","description":" Scent Notes: A worn flannel shirt that still smells like last week’s nighttime beach bonfire, paired with a well-loved leather jacket, camphor and vetiver, and sweetgrass.\nThe news reporter was live on air, staring directly into the camera. He was clearly trying to maintain control in a situation of pure chaos. He was sweating bullets, but his voice was (mostly) calm as he said, “We’re reporting live. Something is attacking the city, destroying buildings, throwing cars through the air, decimating everything in its path. We’re going live to our reporter in the field, Tammy Townsend. Tammy, what’s the situation?”\nTammy took over the right half of the screen. Well, her hair took up most of it. It was permed and teased to the heavens, and clashed garishly with her bright blue eyeshadow. “Tammy Townsend here, reporting live for Channel 3 News,” she said, then let out a nightmarish smoker’s cough. Even the cameraman flinched, and you could hear him mutter something about her smelling like wine coolers and gas station perfume. “Pardon me. Our city is under rampaging attack! Some gigantic creature has been wandering around, smashing buildings, flinging people like they are rubber bands. Rumor is it’s an oversized humanoid of some kind, but all we know is-” \nBefore she could finish her sentence, a cacophony of noises began in earnest. The sound of a building being smashed to the ground just off-camera could be heard, along with high-pitched screams. The camera fell as the cameraman ran away in the opposite direction, looking for safety. The camera picked up Tammy staring up into the sky, before she was picked up by a giant hand and thrown, screaming, into the sky. “There are giants in the sky!” someone yelled as they fled the scene. Another building collapsed. \nSuddenly, colossal animals filled the sky and came crashing down. First there was a giant panda; moments later, a giraffe. A raccoon had begun to fall when, suddenly, everything quieted. The giant humanoid was floati","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0216/4126/5216/files/Agent_of_Chaos.jpg?v=1773069830","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0216/4126/5216/files/SucreabeilleBottleInfographic_79f15231-7d53-45be-9df4-86fb2d8e10de.jpg?v=1773069830"],"price":66,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":49995,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:45:13.617Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_Qncc7A8S","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_Qncc7A8S' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Agent of Chaos' and a budget_max comfortably above $66.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}