{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_TI3zbLR3","product_name":"I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die","category":"Perfume & Cologne","description":"Scent Notes: Rousing citrus with a robust woodiness, happy squirrel energy, creamy vanilla, amber, green musk, raccoon vibes, lavender, resin and oakmoss.\n\"What did you just say?\"\nThere I go again, putting my foot in my mouth. Once the words hop on the Loudmouth Express, there is no slowing them down. Is it slightly insulting? Am I about to dramatically embarrass myself during the annual job evaluation again? Is it actually a little weird and perhaps disturbing? Is this actually a hill I want to die on? DOESN'T MATTER!! It's on the Express now buddy, and it's coming out whether any of us like it or not. And what happens if I try to stop it? If I kidnap the train conductor and pull the emergency brake? A total derailment! The train crashes and my brain will literally explode. (Que train explosion sound effects.)\n ","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0216/4126/5216/files/weird_stuff.jpg?v=1759884854","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0216/4126/5216/files/Weird_Rollerball_websize_1.jpg?v=1781216482","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0216/4126/5216/files/SucreabeilleBottleInfographic_c10f116f-de91-45ce-9683-9edc10d57787.jpg?v=1773265939"],"price":66,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":59994,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:45:13.880Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_TI3zbLR3","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_TI3zbLR3' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die' and a budget_max comfortably above $66.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}