{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_Tx502-a5","product_name":"Looming Spectre of Inutterable Horror Perfume Oil","category":null,"description":"LOOMING SPECTRE OF INUTTERABLE HORROR\n\nWe’ve had myriad political figures throughout US history that have possessed acid tongues, but few in the modern era have provided such a constant stream of colorfully vitriolic superlatives as Antonin Scalia.\nHe is the federal court’s beat poet of indignation and right-wing rage.\nFor your pleasure, we present a line dedicated to SCOTUS’ reigning Sick Burn Champion, the cranky, flamboyant, inimitable Justice Antonin Gregory Scalia.\nProceeds from every single bottle will be donated to the Southern Poverty Law Center, the Trevor Project, and the National Center for Transgender Equality.\nArizona vs United States\nWe are not talking here about a federal law prohibiting the States from regulating bubble-gum advertising, or even the construction of nuclear plants. We are talking about a federal law going to the core of state sovereignty: the power to exclude.\nThe Court opinion’s looming specter of inutterable horror-“[i]f §3 of the Arizona statute were valid, every State could give itself independent authority to prosecute federal registration violations:-seems to me not so horrible and even less looming.\nIf securing its territory in this fashion is not within the power of Arizona, we should cease referring to it as a sovereign State.\n\nWherein Scalia channels Lovecraft: raw frankincense and tobacco absolute with Russian leather, blackened champaca, bitter clove, red patchouli, bourbon vanilla and petitgrain.","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0716/7891/8812/files/Looming_Spectre_of_inutterable_Horror.jpg?v=1772724701"],"price":34,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":9999,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:45:14.723Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_Tx502-a5","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_Tx502-a5' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Looming Spectre of Inutterable Horror Perfume Oil' and a budget_max comfortably above $34.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}