{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_Un45EH4_","product_name":"Hummusexual Tee - White","category":"T-Shirts","description":"HUMMUSEXUAL© Tee\n5% of every sale of this tee will be directly donated to Not a Phase.\n\n\nNot a Phase is working towards a brighter future for the trans community across the UK. Through awareness campaigning, community unifying activities and peer support workshops, developing company diversity strategies and supporting trans owned business and projects with financial and material investment, Not A Phase aims to bridge the gaps that trans people too often fall between.\n \n\n\nSwipe right on chickpeas.\nFinally, a tee for those of us who identify as 80% water, 20% hummus. Whether it’s spooned, smeared, or seductively scooped with a carrot stick, this shirt celebrates your unconditional, unrelenting, unapologetic love for the OG vegan dip.\nFeaturing bold graphic type with a cheeky twist on that other word, it’s printed on 100% organic cotton with vegan, water-based inks. Because nothing should suffer for your snack cravings - least of all your outfit.\n🥄 For the hummus-obsessed.🌱 For the ethically dressed.💋 For anyone who’s ever called a tub of garlic dip “bae”.\nWarning: May cause spontaneous declarations of love in the fridge aisle.\n\nMade from the best quality, softest ever 100% Organic Cotton ~ you'll get what you invest in, Happiness Guaranteed or your money back!\n\nAlways ethically sourced garments - certified by the Fair Wear Foundation\n\nGender neutral\nPrinted with eco-friendly waterbased inks\n\nQuality cotton grown without the use of herbicides or pesticides - Oeko-Tex and GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) certified\n\n\n","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1351/6863/files/hummusexual-whitme.webp?v=1762011510","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1351/6863/files/hummmusexual-wht.webp?v=1762011510","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1351/6863/files/hummusexual-white-t.webp?v=1762011510"],"price":39,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":69993,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:43:26.637Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_Un45EH4_","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_Un45EH4_' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Hummusexual Tee - White' and a budget_max comfortably above $39.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}