{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_W0up9TLP","product_name":"\"Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bitch\" Funny Birthday Card","category":"Greeting Card","description":"Send this to your favorite person to wish them happy birthday with a fun twist. Card reads \"happy birthday you beautiful bitch\".\n-A2 Size (4.25 x 5.5 inches folded).-Printed on premium 16pt thick cardstock with a matte finish.-Paired with a coordinated kraft or holiday color envelope.-BLANK INSIDE-Hand Drawn\nCategories: birthday card, funny greeting card, greeting card, card, cards, greeting cards, birthday cards, birthday gift, funny birthday card, funny, unique, gifts, gift ideas, sarcastic, sarcastic greeting card, sarcastic birthday card.\n","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0039/7849/4067/files/N-BM-GC-456_141d8fc0-36d8-4970-a887-e70d32804965.jpg?v=1734414569","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0039/7849/4067/files/greetingcardblankinside_64cad397-5e21-4c22-a165-689a7459ad60.jpg?v=1770243294"],"price":4.95,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":9999,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:47:45.916Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_W0up9TLP","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_W0up9TLP' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy \"Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bitch\" Funny Birthday Card' and a budget_max comfortably above $4.95 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}