{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_Wy71Fx_-","product_name":"Goth as Fuck","category":"Perfume & Cologne","description":"Look, okay, we know: you’re either 100% goth or you’re not goth at all, according to the True Goths. But what about us people who want to smell like an old church and wear a lot of eyeliner but can’t wear platform shoes because we have bad ankles? What if we wanna be, like, fun goths who listen to Siouxsie and the Banshees and Joy Division but also Chappell Roan and Hozier? Who can rock black lipstick with a colorful outfit covered in sequins? Who wear rainbow sparkly socks under our black ass-kicking boots? Who love Halloween more than anything but still buy discounted Valentine’s candy on February 15th because it's the same candy just packaged differently? (Whoa, is that a powerful metaphor for this whole situation?) We’re here to tell you that’s okay, you’ll still be Goth As Fuck as long as you believe you are in your black, leather-and-stud (or sparkles-and-stud) covered heart.\nScent Notes: This goth perfume smells like a totally unapologetic haunted cathedral. Rich, dark resins, thick incense, beeswax candles, frankincense and myrrh. Cool stone floors and cloves, red musk and sassafras. Clary sage and wormwood. Guaiac wood and patchouli, and a whisper of black jasmine. ","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0216/4126/5216/files/Goth_as_fuck.png?v=1759881906","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0216/4126/5216/files/SucreabeilleBottleInfographic_055a9884-4195-4cf8-9ab1-299ac7527714.jpg?v=1759881909","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0216/4126/5216/files/Goth-As-Fuck_10ml-Spray_websize.jpg?v=1759881910"],"price":69,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":59994,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:45:15.447Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_Wy71Fx_-","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_Wy71Fx_-' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Goth as Fuck' and a budget_max comfortably above $69.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}