"Merry Christmas Asshole" Santa Card
Greeting Card

"Merry Christmas Asshole" Santa Card

$4.95
In stock · 9999 available

Spread the holiday spirit with a good laugh this Christmas season. Card reads "Merry Christmas Asshole". Warning: this card may put you on the naughty list. -A2 Size (4.25 x 5.5 inches folded). -Printed on premium 16pt thick cardstock with a matte finish. -Paired with a coordinated kraft or holiday color envelope. -BLANK INSIDE -Hand Drawn Categories: christmas, christmas cards, christmas decor, christmas greeting cards, holiday cards, holiday season, winter, seasonal cards, funny greeting car

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