{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_bP-fKVUx","product_name":"\"Merry Christmas Asshole\" Santa Card","category":"Greeting Card","description":"Spread the holiday spirit with a good laugh this Christmas season. Card reads \"Merry Christmas Asshole\". Warning: this card may put you on the naughty list.\n\n-A2 Size (4.25 x 5.5 inches folded).\n-Printed on premium 16pt thick cardstock with a matte finish.\n-Paired with a coordinated kraft or holiday color envelope.\n-BLANK INSIDE\n-Hand Drawn\n\nCategories: christmas, christmas cards, christmas decor, christmas greeting cards, holiday cards, holiday season, winter, seasonal cards, funny greeting cards, rude greeting cards, greeting cards, holiday ornaments, holiday decorations, christmas 2024, stocking stuffers.","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0039/7849/4067/files/N-BM-GC-448_c9d74df1-54b4-4b56-9816-7c226215b4b8.jpg?v=1731305622","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0039/7849/4067/files/greetingcardblankinside_a2c7535e-3638-45ba-a083-95dcd8b1d9f0.jpg?v=1729632857"],"price":4.95,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":9999,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:47:45.996Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_bP-fKVUx","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_bP-fKVUx' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy \"Merry Christmas Asshole\" Santa Card' and a budget_max comfortably above $4.95 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}