{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_hHeoZAAX","product_name":"Bikini Bod T-Shirt Dress Vegetable Medley","category":null,"description":"Have you ever crapped your pants or ever said or done something so stupid that people thought you might be suffering from a head injury? My business idea is that I make official-looking (but totally legal) medical cards stating that you suffer from a severe head injury. Hung over, tired at work, cranky, or just a genuinely dull person at social events? Just take this card out, and all will be forgiven. Legally, you can even hand this card to a cop as long as you yourself don’t make any false verbal statements, since the card does not pretend to represent or even imitate any real or actual legitimate organization of any kind. We say the cards are for entertainment purposes only. Wink.\nDETAILS:\n-wool blend t-shirt dress with soft linen appliqué details \nA short guide to Wool Blends\nOur wool blend fabrics are knitted loosely to make it super soft and comfortable to wear. While our other garments can take a beating in the wash, our wool blends just need a little more care. Wool is naturally odor-resistant and can be worn multiple times before needing to be washed, so feel free to leave your wool blend pieces in a pile to rewear until you are ready to wash them. When washing, turn the garment inside out and throw it in the wash on a warm, gentle cycle using a liquid detergent to avoid excess friction that can cause the fabric to pill. Line dry or dry flat, and if you can avoid the dryer, that'll keep your garment looking and feeling newer for longer.","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0101/9278/1369/files/ilana263.jpg?v=1753462544","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0101/9278/1369/files/0J4A9209.jpg?v=1753462544","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0101/9278/1369/files/0J4A9213_60094494-df15-4ed1-b58d-0be9ac986a5c.jpg?v=1753408165","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0101/9278/1369/files/0J4A9210.jpg?v=1753408165","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0101/9278/1369/files/ilana270_a78d4a24-fe67-414d-9402-5ddb4dca220b.jpg?v=1753408099","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0101/9278/1369/files/DSC02082.jpg?v=1755133436","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0101/9278/1369/files/DSC02102.jpg?v=1755133436","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0101/9278/1369/files/Bikiniiii.gif?v=1755133436"],"price":148,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":29997,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:29:58.747Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_hHeoZAAX","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_hHeoZAAX' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Bikini Bod T-Shirt Dress Vegetable Medley' and a budget_max comfortably above $148.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}