{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_iaqtju90","product_name":"It's Me! I'm The Problem!","category":"Perfume & Cologne","description":"Scent Notes: Amber, cedar, black oud.\nWhy does everyone seem a little tense? Where is all of this disruption coming from? Why is the teacher looking at me like that? Where did all of the chalk go?... Wait. Wait, oh no. Is it... It's me! I'm The Problem!\nWe see you. A little misunderstood trouble maker, maybe talking too much in class or inventing too many pranks. Your inner child has been forced to write your crimes on the chalkboard over and over while everyone else was playing outside. Well you are not alone, and the ones who caused the most disturbance as kids are the ones who grew up to be the weirdest, quirkiest and frankly, most interesting among us. Nurture the kid in you who got punished for being a problem. You can be a problem now, no one can make you stand still with chalk in your hand! The townsfolk aren't going to scare themselves after all.\n \n ","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0216/4126/5216/files/It_s_me_I_m_the_problem.jpg?v=1763594336","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0216/4126/5216/files/SucreabeilleBottleInfographic_c10f116f-de91-45ce-9683-9edc10d57787.jpg?v=1773265939"],"price":69,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":49995,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:45:13.813Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_iaqtju90","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_iaqtju90' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy It's Me! I'm The Problem!' and a budget_max comfortably above $69.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}