{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_jIb3JoAK","product_name":"Jiggery Pokery Perfume Oil","category":null,"description":"JIGGERY POKERY\n\nWe’ve had myriad political figures throughout US history that have possessed acid tongues, but few in the modern era have provided such a constant stream of colorfully vitriolic superlatives as Antonin Scalia.\nHe is the federal court’s beat poet of indignation and right-wing rage.\nFor your pleasure, we present a line dedicated to SCOTUS’ reigning Sick Burn Champion, the cranky, flamboyant, inimitable Justice Antonin Gregory Scalia.\nProceeds from every single bottle will be donated to the Southern Poverty Law Center, the Trevor Project, and the National Center for Transgender Equality.\nKing vs Burwell\nThe Court’s next bit of interpretive jiggery-pokery involves other parts of the Act that purportedly presuppose the availability of tax credits on both federal and state Exchanges. Ante, at 13-14.\n\nI dunno. “Jiggery Pokery” just felt like it needed a whimsical scent attached to it, so here’s some pink pepper cotton candy with a sliver of orange peel and a hint of vanilla cream.","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0716/7891/8812/files/Jiggery_Pokery.jpg?v=1772724701"],"price":34,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":9999,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:45:14.551Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_jIb3JoAK","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_jIb3JoAK' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Jiggery Pokery Perfume Oil' and a budget_max comfortably above $34.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}