{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_nAR-Nalv","product_name":"Mummeries and Straining-to-be Memorable Passages Perfume Oil","category":null,"description":"MUMMERIES AND STRAINING-TO-BE MEMORABLE PASSAGES\n\nWe’ve had myriad political figures throughout US history that have possessed acid tongues, but few in the modern era have provided such a constant stream of colorfully vitriolic superlatives as Antonin Scalia.\nHe is the federal court’s beat poet of indignation and right-wing rage.\nFor your pleasure, we present a line dedicated to SCOTUS’ reigning Sick Burn Champion, the cranky, flamboyant, inimitable Justice Antonin Gregory Scalia.\nProceeds from every single bottle will be donated to the Southern Poverty Law Center, the Trevor Project, and the National Center for Transgender Equality.\nObergefell vs Hodges\nBuried beneath the mummeries and straining-to-be-memorable passages of the opinion is a candid and startling assertion: No matter what it was the People ratified, the Fourteenth Amendment protects those rights that the Judiciary, in its ‘reasoned judgment,’ thinks the Fourteenth Amendment ought to protect.\n\nRosemary is for remembrance: rosemary water with lavender, blackberry, Italian bergamot, and white musk.","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0716/7891/8812/files/mummeries.jpg?v=1772724701"],"price":34,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":9999,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:45:14.863Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_nAR-Nalv","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_nAR-Nalv' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Mummeries and Straining-to-be Memorable Passages Perfume Oil' and a budget_max comfortably above $34.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}