{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_olChPICW","product_name":"Don't Want To Be Here But I Am, Because It's Christmas Card","category":"Greeting Card","description":"Say it like it is this Christmas with our \"I don't want to be here but I am because it's Christmas\" card. Gift this humorous greeting card to friends, family, or colleagues who prefer honesty over holly.-A2 Size (4.25 x 5.5 inches folded).-Printed on premium 16pt thick cardstock with a matte finish.-Paired with a coordinated kraft or holiday color envelope.-BLANK INSIDE-Hand DrawnCategories: card, cards, greeting cards, christmas, christmas cards, holiday cards, holiday season, winter, winter cards, gifts for christmas, stocking stuffers, seasonal greeting cards, christmas gifts, christmas greeting cards, winter greeting cards, winter, season's greetings, funny greeting cards, funny cards, funny christmas cards.","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0039/7849/4067/files/N-BM-GC-868.jpg?v=1758499400","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0039/7849/4067/files/blankinside3_1_5f99cf60-9b97-4c01-9370-d458d4171846.jpg?v=1773602555"],"price":4.95,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":9999,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:47:43.750Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_olChPICW","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer ","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_olChPICW' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Don't Want To Be Here But I Am, Because It's Christmas Card' and a budget_max comfortably above $4.95 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}