{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_purj_uFA","product_name":"The Disappointment Dice™ Set | RPG Set of 7 Unmatched Mystery Dice | Each Die Is \"Unique\" | Joke Gift for People You Dont Really Like","category":null,"description":"An unmatched/mixed complete set of acrylic/resin dice that aren't very good at all.\nIncluded: A full unmatched 7-piece set (\"style\" is different for each ugly die). (1) D20, (1) D12, (1) D00, (1) D10, (1) D8, (1) D6, (1) D4.\nKINDS OF BAD DICE THAT ARE INCLUDED:\nUgly Dice, Unpolished, Poorly Inked, Dice We Couldn't Sell, Dice We Didn't Want To Try Selling, Cursed, Mauve Colored and/or all of the above.\nThe only thing we promise is that the dice will be shaped correctly, and be functional. No broken/dented/scarred dice.\n\nPACKAGED IN: A small brown kraft bag with our logo on it and some kind of like idk... thumbs down... or the word disappointment. Just cross that out if you don't want your mark to know you don't like them. Spoiler though: They will know soon enough how you feel.\n----------------------\nQ: Who is this meant for?\nJoke gifts, enemies, people you want to give the subtle message to that you don't like them in only the way a puce colored dice will communicate, people who like brown-gray.\nQ: What If I'm not disappointed?\nI mean. Maybe a nice die snuck in? Look, we can't account for if you (or your recipient) have bad taste. I guess that'd be a win for you though? If you give it to an enemy and they like them then they are either acting or have confirmed to you that they have bad taste (and you can win by feeling smug in knowing that).\nQ: I'm known to have terrible taste, will I like these?\nThe answer is probably still no. but maybe?\nQ: Is each set really unique? If I buy multiple sets will I get any duplicate dice?\nWe have a pretty wide mix AND when people buy more than one set, we make an extra effort to make sure the dice are varied between sets. BUT we don't/won't/can't guarantee there wont be a duplicate die here or there-- especially if you buy a ton of sets.Q: Are they defective/damaged dice?\nThey will be functional dice. No damaged dice (i.e. cracked/dented/misshapen etc.)... They certainly seem defective from a style/aesthetic point of view though.\nQ:","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0497/1908/3157/products/62c406557058548b45c44512.png?v=1657013889","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0497/1908/3157/products/6286003857574f4b7935ec23_77cf51ae-2820-44da-a414-078c1dbd400f.jpg?v=1657013889","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0497/1908/3157/products/62c4065470585459eec44511.png?v=1657013889"],"price":5.75,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":9999,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:47:09.776Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_purj_uFA","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_purj_uFA' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy The Disappointment Dice™ Set | RPG Set of 7 Unmatched Mystery Dice | Each Die Is \"Unique\" | Joke Gift for People You Dont Really Like' and a budget_max comfortably above $5.75 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}