{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_qmx4CkRr","product_name":"\"The older you get, the less fucks you give\" Funny Birthday Card","category":"Greeting Card","description":"Send bold birthday wishes with this \"the older you get, the less fucks you give\" funny greeting card.\n\n-A2 Size (4.25 x 5.5 inches folded).\n-Printed on premium 16pt thick cardstock with a matte finish.\n-Paired with a coordinated kraft or holiday color envelope.\n-BLANK INSIDE\n-Hand Drawn\n\nCategories: birthday card, funny greeting card, greeting card, card, cards, greeting cards, birthday cards, birthday gift, funny birthday card, funny, unique, gifts, gift ideas, sarcastic, sarcastic greeting card, sarcastic birthday card.","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0039/7849/4067/files/N-BM-GC-465_385d3167-7e66-44e0-90c1-27feba32eec7.jpg?v=1735365341","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0039/7849/4067/files/blankinside3_1_5f99cf60-9b97-4c01-9370-d458d4171846.jpg?v=1773602555"],"price":4.95,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":9999,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:47:45.860Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_qmx4CkRr","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_qmx4CkRr' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy \"The older you get, the less fucks you give\" Funny Birthday Card' and a budget_max comfortably above $4.95 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}