{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_rkgP8syE","product_name":"Swamp Skank Perfume Oil","category":null,"description":"SWAMP SKANK\n\nMeet Disasterina — Los Angeles’ Most Disastrous Drag Queen, and also a cast member of The Boulet Brother’s DRAGULA Season 2. She is a bizarre enigma from an undetermined foreign place who skips through the minefield of life in skyscraper heels. Audibly gushing and with a visible clit boner, see her stir up a whirlwind of horror as she blows your mind… and other parts.\n\n\n\nOur collaboration with Disasterina is a creature feature for the ages. We don’t know what lagoon she crawled out of, but now that she’s made landfall you can always smell her coming.\n\nSlithering tentacles of kelp and seaweed absolute, draped over a shard of salt-crusted driftwood.\n\n\n","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0716/7891/8812/files/SwampSKank.jpg?v=1772574892"],"price":28,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":9999,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:45:15.786Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_rkgP8syE","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_rkgP8syE' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Swamp Skank Perfume Oil' and a budget_max comfortably above $28.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}