{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_rxnkWuq2","product_name":"\"Yes you're old but at least you can still wipe your own ass\" Birthday Card","category":"Greeting Card","description":"Celebrate aging with some light-hearted humor... This birthday card highlights the joys of getting older and reads \"yes you're old but at least you can still wipe your own ass... (for now)\"\n-A2 Size (4.25 x 5.5 inches folded).-Printed on premium 16pt thick cardstock with a matte finish.-Paired with a coordinated kraft or holiday color envelope.-BLANK INSIDE-Hand Drawn\nbirthday card, funny greeting card, greeting card, card, cards, greeting cards, birthday cards, birthday gift, sarcastic greeting card, funny birthday card, sarcastic birthday card, funny, unique, sarcastic, gifts, gift ideas.","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0039/7849/4067/files/N-BM-GC-279.jpg?v=1762453190","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0039/7849/4067/files/greetingcardblankinside_7d571047-8c0b-4b98-bd70-1d7f897c7901.jpg?v=1774805033"],"price":4.95,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":9999,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:47:46.923Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_rxnkWuq2","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_rxnkWuq2' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy \"Yes you're old but at least you can still wipe your own ass\" Birthday Card' and a budget_max comfortably above $4.95 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}