{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_sXN2FviJ","product_name":"Holey Hiker Bidet by Holey Hiker","category":"Hygiene & First Aid","description":"\n\n\nShips in 1-2 business days | Based in Bethany, Connecticut | Est. 2021\nThe Bentley of portable bidets\nThis tiny (and, dare we say, cute) yellow bidet connects easily by popping into a water bottle and, unlike other bidets, dispenses water through FOUR little holes. Not a single small stream... a real deep clean! As a bonus, it's also the bidet that looks most like a minon or a BUMblebee!\nUse as a bidet to keep that booty clean, or use as a little ultralight shower to keep the rest of your stinky self staying fresh! \nTwo options are available: The standard works with smart water bottles, and the CNOC version works specifically for 28mm CNOC products!\nWhen you order the CNOC version you'll get:\n\n\nOne bidet fitted with the Cnoc-compatible O-ring\n\n\nOne extra O-ring for use with other bottles\n\n\nAs Paul Bogush, the designer, creator, lead tester, and CEO (Chief Elimination Officer) of Holey Hiker Backpacking Bidets says... \"It's Freedom from chaffing and monkey butt. Freedom from that smell that starts coming up after about three days on the trail. Freedom from the guilt you have been feeling for years. You know that smearing poop against your skin with toilet paper until it disappeared just did not seem to make any sense. You are now living guilt-free. You are living clean.\"\nFeatures:\n\n4 tiny holes\nArrow on top pointing toward correct direction of use\nO-ring to ensure a good fit\n\n_______________________________________________\nSpecs\nWeight: 0.14oz | 4g \nMaterials:\n\n\nInjection molded ABS plastic\n\n\n\nSilicone food grade O-rings\n\n\n\nMade in Connecticut, U.S.A. \n\n\n\n","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0537/1177/files/Holey_Hiker_Bidet_by_Holey_Hiker.png?v=1744664791","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0537/1177/files/Holey_Hiker_Bidet_by_Holey_Hiker_1.png?v=1744664799","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0537/1177/files/Holey_Hiker_Bidet_by_Holey_Hiker_2.png?v=1744664807","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0537/1177/files/Holey_Hiker_Bidet_by_Holey_Hiker_3.png?v=1744664814","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0537/1177/files/Holey_Hiker_Bidet_by_Holey_Hiker_4.png?v=1744664821","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0537/1177/files/Holey_Hiker_Bidet_by_Holey_Hiker_5.png?v=1744664830","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0537/1177/files/Holey_Hiker_Bidet_by_Holey_Hiker_6.png?v=1744664839","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0537/1177/files/Holey_Hiker_Bidet_by_Holey_Hiker_7.png?v=1744664848","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0537/1177/files/Holey_Hiker_Bidet_by_Holey_Hiker_8.png?v=1744664857","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0537/1177/files/Holey_Hiker_Bidet_by_Holey_Hiker_9.png?v=1744664866","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0537/1177/files/Holey_Hiker_Bidet_by_Holey_Hiker_10.png?v=1744664874"],"price":13.75,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":19998,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:46:44.279Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_sXN2FviJ","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_sXN2FviJ' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Holey Hiker Bidet by Holey Hiker' and a budget_max comfortably above $13.75 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}