{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_tM3f6TTj","product_name":"I'm Too Old For This Shit","category":"Perfume & Cologne","description":"Scent Notes: Intense, rich vanillas infused with honeycomb. Nicotina flower, leather, and a hint of bitterness.\nYour alarm didn’t go off, again. Or maybe you slept through it. The point is, you’re now thirty minutes behind schedule, and your boss is going to pitch a fit if you’re late. You spring out of bed, feeling every muscle scream at the sudden motion. You stumble over yesterday’s clothes and throw something resembling an outfit onto your body. Dammit, you are getting too old for this. You get to the kitchen, and discover the coffee maker was unplugged so your programmed cup for the day didn’t brew. No time to make one now! You go to the bathroom, quickly brush your teeth, find some shoes, and run out the door. (You’ll notice later that your shoes, while similar in color, are not a matching set.) Click here to read the rest of the story!\n ","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0216/4126/5216/files/Photoroom-20240222-215740.png?v=1759882783","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0216/4126/5216/files/SucreabeilleBottleInfographic_07ea6443-99c7-432c-a1ce-7a1e711a4b6c.jpg?v=1759882785"],"price":66,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":49995,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:45:15.210Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_tM3f6TTj","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_tM3f6TTj' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy I'm Too Old For This Shit' and a budget_max comfortably above $66.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}