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Whether training up for a functional fitness competition or aiming to go on the road with the circus as a strongman, this bar will have your biceps and forearms jacked in no time. She's going to love all those sweaty garage gym dates with you guapo.\nSuns Out, Guns Out\nIf you're looking to build your upper body strength, try doing Axle Bar Curls. This movement doesn't just target the bicep muscle like a traditional curl done with a dumbbell or barbell, but also the forearm and muscles around the elbow.\n\nWith the Axle Curl Bar, you get the best of both worlds, grip strength training and a more natural wrist position due to the curvature of how this barbell is made. 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