{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_uFFhGTzF","product_name":"Pure Applesauce Perfume Oil","category":null,"description":"\n\nPURE APPLESAUCE\n\nWe’ve had myriad political figures throughout US history that have possessed acid tongues, but few in the modern era have provided such a constant stream of colorfully vitriolic superlatives as Antonin Scalia.\nHe is the federal court’s beat poet of indignation and right-wing rage.\nFor your pleasure, we present a line dedicated to SCOTUS’ reigning Sick Burn Champion, the cranky, flamboyant, inimitable Justice Antonin Gregory Scalia.\nProceeds from every single bottle will be donated to the Southern Poverty Law Center, the Trevor Project, and the National Center for Transgender Equality.\nKing vs Burwell\nThe Court claims that the Act must equate federal and state establishment of Exchanges when it defines a qualified individual as someone who (among other things) lives in the “State that established the Exchange,” 42 U.S.C. 18032(f)(1)(A). Otherwise, the Court says, there would be no qualified individuals on federal Exchanges, contradicting (for example) the provision requiring every Exchange to take the ” ‘interests of qualified individuals’ ” into account when selecting health plans. Ante, at 11 (quoting 18031(e)(1)(b)). Pure applesauce.\n\nOur applesauce is decidedly impure: mashed apples with sugar and honey, slivered with tobacco tar and black tea.\n\n\n\n","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0716/7891/8812/files/pure_applesauce.jpg?v=1772724700"],"price":34,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":9999,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:45:15.192Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_uFFhGTzF","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_uFFhGTzF' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Pure Applesauce Perfume Oil' and a budget_max comfortably above $34.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}