{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_vaP8ZaDs","product_name":"Sterling Silver SEXY Dangle Earring","category":null,"description":"Attractive people. Like, real attractive people don’t have to pay bills if they don’t want to like the rest of us working stiffs. Have you noticed you have never seen a truly attractive person ever have their electric or water shut off even if they are irresponsibly delinquent in paying their bills? If you ever see a real genuine attractive person paying a utility bill or offering to pick up the check, they are just being cute and mocking us normals and uglies. \nDETAILS:\nSterling silver - hypoallergenic and sturdy\nlightweight dangle studs \nsold as a SINGLE EARRING so you can mix and match words. \ncomes packaged in a sleek black jewelry box ready for gifting ","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0101/9278/1369/files/Mariah200.jpg?v=1743107651","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0101/9278/1369/files/Sexy.jpg?v=1743107651","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0101/9278/1369/files/sexy.gif?v=1742933899","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0101/9278/1369/files/Box_17b94de5-ea68-48cf-a147-c47440f5267e.jpg?v=1742943080","https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0101/9278/1369/files/Secy-boxed.jpg?v=1742943079"],"price":58,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":9999,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:29:58.832Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_vaP8ZaDs","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_vaP8ZaDs' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Sterling Silver SEXY Dangle Earring' and a budget_max comfortably above $58.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}