{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_y6R_ZYMm","product_name":"Nasty Woman Perfume Oil","category":null,"description":"\nNASTY WOMAN\n\nAs you have no doubt heard, during the third presidential debate, Hillary described her plan to raise taxes on the rich in order to fund Social Security. She took a swing at him over him being a tax dodger (which he is).\n“My Social Security payroll contribution will go up, as will Donald’s – if he can’t figure out how to get out of it.”\nTrump interrupted her and said, “Such a nasty woman.”\nThese are two things uttered by the same man within the same hour:\n“Such a nasty woman.”\n“No one has more respect for women than me.”\nAmazing.\nLet’s put this pussy-grabbing, racist, predatory, misogynistic, hateful, irresponsible, ignorant, immature grotesquerie out of politics for good, and do what we can to ensure that he and his ilk never cast their miserable shadows over our political process again.\nProceeds will be split between Planned Parenthood and EMILY’s list.\nplannedparenthood.org\nemilyslist.org\n\n\nNasty Woman: black fig and patchouli, filthy bourbon vanilla, honeyed amber oud, and loukhoum.\nPhoto: Women marching in national suffrage demonstration in Washington, D.C., May 9, 1914.\n","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0716/7891/8812/files/nastywomanLABEL.jpg?v=1772729989"],"price":33,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":9999,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:45:14.888Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_y6R_ZYMm","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_y6R_ZYMm' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Nasty Woman Perfume Oil' and a budget_max comfortably above $33.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}