Greeting Card
"I brought the alcohol... and the heartburn" Birthday Card
$4.95
In stock · 9999 available
One minute you're young and fun, the next you're nursing heartburn and a hangover after 2 drinks. This birthday card is perfect for that person who just can't party like they used to. Card reads "I brought the alcohol... and the heartburn (and the hangover after 2 drinks) happy birthday". -A2 Size (4.25 x 5.5 inches folded).-Printed on premium 16pt thick cardstock with a matte finish.-Paired with a coordinated kraft or holiday color envelope.-BLANK INSIDE-Hand Drawn birthday card, funny greeting
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