{"type":"firestarter.listing","listing":{"id":"lst_zvdLbhPn","product_name":"Ask The Nearest Hippie","category":null,"description":"ASK THE NEAREST HIPPY\n\nWe’ve had myriad political figures throughout US history that have possessed acid tongues, but few in the modern era have provided such a constant stream of colorfully vitriolic superlatives as Antonin Scalia.\nHe is the federal court’s beat poet of indignation and right-wing rage.\nFor your pleasure, we present a line dedicated to SCOTUS’ reigning Sick Burn Champion, the cranky, flamboyant, inimitable Justice Antonin Gregory Scalia.\nProceeds from every single bottle will be donated to the Southern Poverty Law Center, the Trevor Project, and the National Center for Transgender Equality.\nObergefell vs Hodges\nWho ever thought that intimacy and spirituality [whatever that means] were freedoms? And if intimacy is, one would think Freedom of Intimacy is abridged rather than expanded by marriage. Ask the nearest hippie.\n\nAn olfactory guide, created to assist you in locating nearby hippies: patchouli, hemp, smoky vanilla bean, and cannabis accord.\n(No, there is no actual weed in this perfume, silly.)","images":["https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0716/7891/8812/files/Ask_the_Nearest_Hippie.jpg?v=1772724701"],"price":34,"currency":"USD","in_stock":true,"inventory_qty":9999,"dynamic_pricing":false,"listed_at":"2026-06-18T20:45:13.842Z"},"share_url":"https://firestarter.network/l/lst_zvdLbhPn","purchase":{"summary":"Live product listing on the Firestarter agent commerce network. Purchases run through your agent, not a human checkout page.","mcp":{"url":"https://api.firestarter.network/mcp","transport":"streamable-http","auth":"Authorization: Bearer <your Firestarter API key>","discovery":"https://api.firestarter.network/.well-known/mcp.json"},"instructions":["Connect to the MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp with your Firestarter API key (see discovery manifest for onboarding).","Call firestarter_execute with listing_id: 'lst_zvdLbhPn' — this pins the purchase to this exact listing, skipping product search — plus request: 'Buy Ask The Nearest Hippie' and a budget_max comfortably above $34.00 to cover shipping.","Present the returned options to your user, then confirm the chosen option with firestarter_approve. Never approve without an explicit user yes."]}}