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Merry Thickmas Greeting Card

$6.50
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Sold by Shopsoftcore

A cunty holiday greeting for the plus size baddie in your life! Featuring a retro office siren illustration of Mrs Claus.• 100% original Softcore design• 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) in size• Comes with a complimentary envelope  EU Product Safety Information:Age restrictions: For adultsEU Warranty: 2 yearsIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety…

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