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Theories Paranoia Deck

$73.95
In stock · 9999 available

A new Theories one-off for Spring captures the feeling of living in the 2020's. Based on an old 1980's Xanax advertising campaign that seems almost insane by today's standards but also so very relatable :( Available in multiple sizes 7 ply deck made of Canadian maple Stain colors may vary Made in Mexico Size Guide: 7.875" x 31.375"WB: 14"8.0" x 31.875"WB: 14.125"8.125" x 32"WB: 14.25"8.25" x 32"WB: 14.25"8.38" x 32.125"WB: 14.375"8.5" x 32.25"WB: 14.5"8.6" x 32.375"WB: 14.625"Special

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