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Aunt Jackie Dad's Dead Women’s Premium Crop Top
$43.00
In stock · 49995 available
All Jackie had to do was tell her hard-of-hearing Auntie Barbara the bad news. So she said it gently, then louder, then louder again, until a careful "he passed away" became a full-volume "DAD'S DEAD!" and she finally gave up with "he's fine, he sends his love." One of the funniest moments in 90s TV history, and one of the most comforting, because sometimes laughing is the only way through grief.
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