Embalming Fluid
Perfume & Cologne

Embalming Fluid

$69.00
In stock · 49995 available

Preserve your body and douse yourself in our enchanting Embalming Fluid. Thankfully, ours does not smell like formaldehyde. Instead, it’s spicy, floral, herbaceous, and of course, a little dirty. Think of a fancy funeral parlor from the 1920s: decadent bunches of lilacs on every surface in gorgeous crystal vases, the petals slowly wasting away like the minutes of your life. Velvet curtains close off the viewing parlor, and everything seems just a little bit too bright when they’re closed. The mi

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